Category: essay
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America 2024: The La Russa Solution
Tony La Russa returns to analyze our current political landscape and his solution with the upcoming election.
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Look at these Stupid, Weird Assholes
Whoa, a bunch of transphobes and right-wingers have some opinions about a boxing match. I’m sure there’ll be normal about it.
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Why Aren’t You Here? (A supposedly fun thing I won’t be able to afford again)
By Tom I estimate that the fall from the Taylor-Southgate Bridge would take about two, maybe three, terrifying seconds. So far I’ve done an admirable job staving off my suicidal ideations, but this one creeps up on me. A couple years ago I jumped out of a plane thirty miles outside of Las Vegas. I…
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Civil Bore
Civil War attempts to be a character focused reflection on war journalism amidst the backdrop of a sequel American Civil War fought over…who fuckin knows.
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The Worst Preview in Baseball
By Tom It’s that time of the year again, folks! The time when I stop playing Stardew Valley and crawl out of my depression hovel to deliver you empty promises and third-degree hot takes! The lion’s share of this piece will cover the Cardinals, including some bold predictions from me and the fellas (Josh, Ryan,…
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The Cardinals Can and Should Have it All
by Nik With the most important off-season of the 21st Century looming, the St. Louis Cardinals have their work cut out for them. “Six Starting Pitchers” – John Mozeilak, President of Baseball Operations said during the 2023 season, and his excuse for not signing an arm in the offseason. He let names like Nathan Eovaldi…
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Rich Men South of My Balls
Oliver Anthony’s overnight success is not from a lack of singing talent, but from a dated and boring viewpoint that rehashes 1980s political spam for a more modern America; It’s not that the song is astro-tur
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1982 Part II
St. Louis Cardinals are in search of an identity that will match their colorful new manager. From 1980 to 1982, Whitey Herzog would serve as GM and would engage in some of the wildest transactions for his time. While he dealt superstars, slashed salaries, and brought in guys that played his kind of game, American…
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