Category: baseball
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How Do You Solve a Problem like Gorman?
Nolan Gorman is on the struggle bus, is there any way off of it?
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Why Aren’t You Here? (A supposedly fun thing I won’t be able to afford again)
By Tom I estimate that the fall from the Taylor-Southgate Bridge would take about two, maybe three, terrifying seconds. So far I’ve done an admirable job staving off my suicidal ideations, but this one creeps up on me. A couple years ago I jumped out of a plane thirty miles outside of Las Vegas. I…
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Opening Day
by Nik February 25th, 2023. In the early parts of Spring Training, the warm sun in both Jupiter, Flordia and Southeast Missouri couldn’t brigthen up the bleak month ahead. Even before the season we all wanted to forget, started. I was sitting with my mom, watching a Cardinals Spring Training game. SHe had protested baseball…
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The Worst Preview in Baseball
By Tom It’s that time of the year again, folks! The time when I stop playing Stardew Valley and crawl out of my depression hovel to deliver you empty promises and third-degree hot takes! The lion’s share of this piece will cover the Cardinals, including some bold predictions from me and the fellas (Josh, Ryan,…
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The Cardinals Can and Should Have it All
by Nik With the most important off-season of the 21st Century looming, the St. Louis Cardinals have their work cut out for them. “Six Starting Pitchers” – John Mozeilak, President of Baseball Operations said during the 2023 season, and his excuse for not signing an arm in the offseason. He let names like Nathan Eovaldi…
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Sunday Funny Sunday
Sunday Funny Sunday is back! This time to briefly look at the Cardinals season so far.
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1982 Part II
St. Louis Cardinals are in search of an identity that will match their colorful new manager. From 1980 to 1982, Whitey Herzog would serve as GM and would engage in some of the wildest transactions for his time. While he dealt superstars, slashed salaries, and brought in guys that played his kind of game, American…
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A Brief History of Shitty Aprils
The 2023 St. Louis Cardinals are struggling this April, so let’s take a look at the last 100+ Aprils in Cardinals history to see how they stack up.
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